french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
That last one really got me
What is this a scare-off?
welcome to Doctor who bitches
the third member of the holy trinity wants its say
Sherlock: We may not have ‘monsters’, but you should see us in a crown.
"what did u do all day?"
using katy perry lyrics to scare a friend