heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

swiftswagger:

You’re cold to the touch. Pale grey. I know what you are.

SAY IT BELLA, TELL ME.

You’re… A troll.

NO FUCKING SHIT.

pastelgothic:

five nights at freddy’s

vinegod:

If people actually explained their road rage by Josh Peck

delsinrwe:

they do not want the video to be shared. do not share the video

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

mikuo:

[puts a picture of hatsune mikuo in the mirror] Wow look at that im the real hatsune mikuo look at th

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

alpha bro in 9 would be really cool tbh ;o
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rodgertheshrubber:

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sorry for this being a little late ive been kinda swamped this week welp here ya go anon! this was super fun to draw

leftforbed:

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leftforbed:

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